(From "The Worlds Largest Cheese")
Oh, amphibious landing craft thou art, Come to me by water - any way That can be found by thee within thy heart At any hour of the night or day. It would not matter if thou came by bay ; I would not fret if river water brought Thy greenish metal flanks close in the hay To these lips which tasted love have nought, The happiness thy signal lanp hath wrought, When once I saw it shining on the sea, Hath ever, always, burning in me, taught The ways of wet-filled world of love to me. So come by ocean, rivulet or swamp ; And make my stricken heart go whomp whomp whomp.